DOUSWALO

As most New Yorkers are I too am a typical wise ass motorist. One night a bunch of my college buddies and I got together to B.S. ... Well, By the time We were on our sixth drink we were competing against one another on who can come up with the most offensive license plate. Well, I think I was the grand prize winner ... I invented DOUSWALO.... It is a question that is on every guys mind of the girl that he's with so I thought why not ask every passing female motorist what she thinks??? Great idea???? Maybe?? Funny??? To some... Offensive ?? HELL YEAH. My experiences were enjoyable. I heard from a friend that the plate came up in a MGT class because the female teacher was so mortified after reading it she had to "get it out" So she told the 50 kids in her class. Everyday I got comments both positive and negative until I got pulled over by an NYPD cop who didn't think it was too humorous. He told me he was going to report it to the state so I told him that they probably already know...since they issued it to me... I thought it was a good answer so he answered me with 2 tickets... Oh well I've moved onto bigger and better things since then...
I now drive w/ a plate that reads 1II1I11I. When I got pulled over again I was prepared...the officer...Nassau Co. asked if I was a wise guy. I told him that I definately wasn't. When asked what the idea of my plates I told him That it says One to One, Eye to Eye... (1+1) =2 He told me to have a good night and to slow down...NO TICKET I still have one DOUSWALO plate left....
Maybe Howard Stern Would be interested??? I'll have to give him a call.