Matthew Scott relayed the following story to me:
As most New Yorkers are I too am a typical
wise ass motorist. One night a bunch of my college buddies
and I got together to B.S. ... Well, By the time
We were on our sixth drink we were competing against
one another on who can come up with the most offensive
license plate. Well, I think I was the grand prize winner
... I invented DOUSWALO.... It is a question that is on
every guys mind of the girl that he's with so I
thought why not ask every passing
female motorist what she thinks??? Great idea???? Maybe??
Funny??? To some... Offensive ?? HELL YEAH. My
experiences were enjoyable. I heard from a friend that
the plate came up in a MGT class because the female teacher
was so mortified after reading it she had to "get it out"
So she told the 50 kids in her class.
Everyday I got comments both positive and negative until
I got pulled over by an NYPD cop who didn't think it was too
humorous. He told me he was going to
report it to the state so I told him that they probably
already know...since they issued it to me... I thought it
was a good answer so he answered me with 2 tickets... Oh
well I've moved onto bigger and better things since then...
I now drive w/ a plate that reads 1II1I11I. When I got
pulled over again I was prepared...the officer...Nassau Co.
asked if I was a wise guy. I told him that I definately
wasn't. When asked what the idea of my plates I told him
That it says One to One, Eye to Eye... (1+1) =2
He told me to have a good night and to slow down...NO TICKET
I still have one DOUSWALO plate left....
Maybe Howard Stern Would be interested???
I'll have to give him a call.