4EN JUNK | Seen on a late model Volvo wagon in Virginia. |
4U2DZYR | For you to desire, on a 95 Acura Legend |
6PK2GO | 6 Pack to Go, Turbo V6 1987 Buick Grand National Greenville S.C |
ASSMAN | Classic Seinfeld episode where Kramer is mistakenly given the plate "ASSMAN" which truly belongs to a proctologist |
BUGLITE | On a '79 VW Beetle in Nevada |
DON H1 | The legendary Don Juan spotted in Orlando, FL on a bright red convertible by a Swedish lady tourist?! According to her, "the guy behind the wheel was VERY good-looking". |
DZBLND | Dizzy Blond, on a white BMW in Colorado with a blond lady driver |
FAMFIXR | A family therapist in Las Vegas |
FCK NXN | On a VW bus in San Francisco at the height of the Vietnam War. Herb Caen, the famous San Francisco columnist, supposedly mentioned it in one his columns. |
FEOZZI | Hint: the owner is an Australian Triathelite and remember your chemistry symbol Fe (Iron)? |
HEBGBZ | On a 1995 Corvette. "Heebie-jeebies", apparently a commentary on being a passenger in this car |
HUM THIS | On a Hummer from Denver (With Illinois plates) |
HYRTHNU | On a small Toyota pickup with VERRRY large tires. Unfortunately, this did not intimidate the cop who pulled the owner over for speeding. |
IH8MYX | I hate my Ex. Saw it in L.A. (of course). |
IM1RU2 | Spotted on a Brown Jeep in Hawaii with a Rainbow Flag (gay comunity symbol) bumper sticker |
INFL8 | On a lady's truck. Before you get any seedy notions, let me point out that she is into riding hot-air balloon (ahem) |
IRESCU | Owner is an EMT with the rescue squad. |
IT HERTZ | On an 85 S-15 extended cab that is used for auto-sound competitions. It can blast 250+ watts!! |
IX FE | IX=Roman numeral 9 and Fe=chemical symbol for iron... "nine-iron". The plate belongs to a Chicago area golf nut. |
LOONYBIN | On a self-proclaimed cartoon freak |
MAKMLAF | On a comedian's car in a Blazer in Nevada |
MOSEYIN | Just moseyin' on a 1962 Chevrolet Impala SS, street rod |
MYSNCAN | If you remember your highschool chemistry, you should recall that Sn stands for tin, and in case you were wondering, the owner claims that his silver dodge shadow is one, a tin can, that is. |
NY AXXNT | The owner is a fan of NY and has the original plate hanging in her office in NYNY. |
PHA Q | A plate seen in Nebraska (the DMV guy must have been sleeping again) |
POOR ME | He might be, after shelling out big money for his red Porsche 911 convertible. |
PU55Y | Hmmm, this one got pass the DMV? Brad swore he saw it back in 1985, the GOOD OLD days. |
RAWPOWR | Apt description for a black 1995 Dodge Viper RT/10 in Morristown, NJ. |
RIRUVRU | Try pronouncing it in doc accent...I am serious, RI RUV RU (I love you) on a 1990 Geo Storm |
SIQTDE | Hint: SI QT DE...Time's up...Cutie Inside (QT in SIDE) on a white 1995 Integra in Virginia. Very cute! |
THE KGB | On a nondescript black vehicle |
TOOFDR | On a dentist's car. Tooth Doctor, get it? |
UNSTPBL | Unstoppable! I think you better take heed, it's on a Hummer |
WARPDRV | Warp Drive, on a 1987 Buick Grand National Raleigh N.C. |
OOO LALA | What more do you need to say? On a 1991 Red Convertible Corvette with IL Plates |
1000101 | Binary humor on a Virginia plate. For those of you who are binary challenged, it translates to 69 :) |
1HNGLO | One hung low. Apparently, the driver has only one testicle. Not too sure why he's advertising it tho. |
1HRDDRV | One Hard drive, on a 1995 Mustang GT (the owner sell computer equipment). The frame says: "at a time" |
2BLND4U | Too blonde for you. The plate was in a plate holder; the top of the plate said, "some blondes" and the bottom of the plate said, upsidedown, "are intelligent." |
2BWED | This was the vanity plate the owner came up with for his wife while they were engaged. He hoped it would discourage any "prowlers" on the road. I guess it worked, he just celebrated 4 years of marriage with a baby on the way! Ohhhhhh. |
2FMN269 | 2 females into 69. Actually, the owner revealed that it is not personalized, he just happened to be issued this plate...only in California! |
2Q2BSTR8 | Too Cute To Be Straight. Seen on a volvo in San Fran |
2Q2STOM | Too cute to stay home. A gift awarded by a guy to his fiancee (now ex-). |
2 UKUF | Caught the DMV guy napping in Illinois. Check this out in the mirror |
3 2 1 GO | on a Nissan Twin Turbo 300zx |
400 GPA | Potential Ivy-leaguer? Actually, an apparent random plate issued to some guy in Michigan. |
AIRHEAD | On a white Jeep Wrangler with a soft top. The owner get a lot fewer funny looks when the top is down! |
AU DIGR | Gold Digger |
AUSM | An Auburn Alumnus' Autotag...Awesome! |
AWLRIZE | A judge's plate. It reflects what the bailiff says each morning when he takes the bench |
BITHCKR | bit hacker, on a beat up ford with the guy driving it looking like a low-level (BIT LEVEL) programmer type. |
BZZZZZ | There's a little Mazda Miata running in New Hampshire with the following color scheme: Bright yellow with black rag-top and trim... |
CRE8IV | Presumably on an Artist's car. |
CTDRV55 | I must admit I share this guy's sentiment - can't drive 55 |
DIRTBOY | He's a filthy geologist and he's also a member of the popular rural band: Dirtboy and the Screamin' Weasles |
DIV BY 0 | Now you know why Infiniti Q45 are a nerd's favorite car. |
DOC4JOX | Sports injury specialist's tag |
GR8BUNS | Keep your mind off that general vicinity! It's actually seen on a bakery delivery van in northern Minnesota |
GVML | Give em hell! On a grey Porche 944 |
HAMACHI | On a Yellow 1978 Porsche 911SC with a whale tail. If you order Hamachi in a sushi bar you will get yellow tail. |
I FLYHI | A Flight attendant's plate. I forgot to ask her if she is a member of the Mile High Club ;) |
IH8 UNIX | I guess he does! |
ILOVEME | But hey, have you ever seen a more PERFECT "Vanity" plate?! |
I M N MBA | Seen in the parking lot at Harvard Business School. |
INETJNKE | There you go, self-proclaimed Internet Junkie |
IOBA14K | I owe Bank of America $14,000 |
IT LBS | It POUNDS!!!! Oh sorry, I was trying to speak over the car's major stereo system |
IW84NO1 | I wait for no one. It's a N. Carolina plate that cruise around Winston-Salem on the back of a silver Porsche 944. |
KZUL SX | Hate to tell these guys this, but "casual sex" is passe. Seen on a Nissan 200SX in California |
LGGD OFF | Appropriate plate for a technical producer at America Online who "logged off" with the top down on his 1996 Saleen Mustang Speedster convertible every Friday after work. |
LITIG8 | A lawyer, driving an EXPENSIVE car in Alaska |
LUGNAF | Let Us Get Naked And ____. Ahem, ...on a 93 Vette. |
MOVN FR8 | On the vehicle of a dispatcher who works in trucking |
MR QUICK | On a big black '68 Mustang. Once a girl asked if the 'Stang plate referred to the car or the driver. The owner told her it referred to the driver, but he could go all night. She walked away very fast with a red face . . . |
MZ-CHF | Wife of a fire chief in the St. Louis County, Missouri area. BTW, MRS-CHF was taken by the Police chief's wife. |
NAW T | On a red Ford, driven by a pretty hot female. |
NOT YETT | This WAS a real California plate, which was on a retired 1967 HEARSE from 1985 through 1991. Unfortunately, even old hearses die. |
NVIGOR8 | Black Acura Vigor (California) |
NYOMAD | This guy makes good use of his plate; everytime when someone asks him what the letters means, he says if he tells them, they will need to buy him a drink. BTW, Now You Owe Me A Drink...Scotch on the rocks, please |
NYUKX3 | i.e. Nyuks Nyuks Nyuks. Remember Larry, Curly, Moe, and maybe Shemp? |
OBSERV1 | An amateur astronomer's plate |
PMS ESP | On a lady's car in Virginia. Her translation of the plate is: Bitch that knows everything |
PONOMO | Poor No More: On a Cadillac in Atlanta |
PUCK U | Driven by a hockey coach |
RELXDAD | "relax dad" teenage girls muscled ford fairlane |
ROTFL :-D | (only possible because : and - count as 1/2 space each.) It's a NC plate -- just got it this year! (oh, and it stands for the Internet acronym Rolling on the Floor Laughing -- followed by a laughing smiley!) |
STIF ONE | On an old white hearse in Utah |
TAX RFND | on a Red Acura NSX in Los Angeles, CA |
THX JAVA | Another one coasting on the internet gravy train. Seen on a brand new Porche with a smartly dressed guy driving it |
TOONS | on a cartoonist/musician's car |
TYPE A | as in Aggressive driver! |
UHATEME | Remember the "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" ads. It is a fraternity prank.They dared him and he did it. He lives in Virginia and drives a red 325 BMW. |
UNMLU | You animal, you. |
WHQQSH | On a '81 Delorean. As you know, the Q's on the plate actually look like eyeballs. And it's rather appropriate especially with both gull-wing doors open! |
WOE 2 U | Several other meanings besides the obvious one: 1) is from the Iron Maiden song "Number of the Beast". It is also a quote from the bible (Book Of Revelations Chapter 13 Verse 18) |
WON IT | This explains why this big old caddy is PINK! |
XQZMOI | Seen on a Porsche..... (Miss Piggy's perhaps?) |
XXRENUF | Two Ex's are enough or maybe girls are enough? |
XY RN | On a male Registered Nurses's plate in NY state. He said at the time he acquired the plate that he wouldn't date any woman who didn't understand what it meant. |
YY2WRY | Too wise and too wry to boot. On a Honda Civic convertible |
16 APR | On an accountant's car |
1OVER0 | 1 over zero = infinity, on an Infiniti I30 in Virginia. |
1WTHGOD | On a purple Hyundai Accent that also has the jesus fish |
2ZRESQ | To zee resque, on a plate outside of a small town fire department |
FE2O3 | On a rusty '46 Chevy pickup...get it? Fe2O3 is iron oxide or rust |
FINAGL | on a finagler's (i.e., accountant's) car |
FTFETISH | On a Podiatrist's new Caddy |
GR82SH | Great Tush! What else do you want? ;) |
GU10TAG | Guten Tag! For those of you that don't Sprechen Sie Deutsch, it means good day in German. The tag was seen on a Benz in California. |
H2OLGD | Waterlogged. The owner is a swimmer and this appears on his Hyundai Tiburon FX in Missuori |
HOBANGR | Ahem...I don't think I need to elaborate in polite company. Seen on a silver MR-2 in Fort Walton Beach, FL |
ID-BUGM | I debug 'em, seen on a large mainframe System's Analyst PA plate |
I DO OK | Claimed the modest owner of this Porsche 944 Turbo |
I INSUR | he sells insurence Orlando FL. |
IKNEADU | You heard the lady! In case you are wondering, she's a Massage Therapist |
IOMOM | Seen on a new BMW with a teenage male driver |
I SD8EM | On an anthesiologist's plate |
ITCH DR | Stop scratching! Or this dermatologist will come after you in his Mercedes convertible |
KRAY ZEE | This guy recently purchased a 1996 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo without his wife's consent, 2 months before his wedding, one month after buying his house, and 2 days after being lasered doing 95 in a 35. When his wife found out, her response was simply "are you f _ _ _ _ _ _ KRAY ZEE?" |
LVNLG | living large, and the owner wasn't joking either |
MEANMY | ...Shadow, Dodge Shadow that is (in St. Louis) |
NVRLKBK | Never Look Back, on a DeLorian. This is in reference to the movie "Back to the Future" |
PNS NVY | Penis envy, on a BMW K-75 motorcycle. Not too sure how the owner got past the DMV with this one. |
RU NEXT | Are you next? On a Hearse driven by a mortician's son |
SNKBITE | On a Dodge Viper |
U2 1 DAY | You Too One Day! On a Hearse in central California |
UP N D | Up and down. The owner works on elevators for a living. |
UPURNOZ | Seen in California several years ago. Safe to say that this plate doesn't belong to Ms Manners. |
YY4U | Yet another wise guy. If you believe him, then he's too wise for you |